Funny Quotes About Marriage: Silly Relationship Advice

Funny Quotes About Marriage: Silly Relationship Advice

Last Friday my little brother got married in a sweet little ceremony at my house.  It was simple, intimate, and perfectly lovely.  So, in honor of the one-week anniversary, this week’s Friday Five is all about relationship advice and funny quotes about marriage. 

Marriage and relationship advice is so interesting.  It varies so greatly depending on who you are talking to, but also the definition of a good marriage varies greatly as well!

You’ve got the old standby advice, like “Never go to bed angry” or “Never stop dating your spouse” to the slightly less obvious, slightly less serious “Always rinse your wine glass before putting it in the sink” which was shared with me by my mother-in-law (This is so funny to me because she doesn’t drink at all – maybe that’s why she has stayed married for over 50 years?!).    

Anyway, today I wanted to share a few funny quotes about marriage.  I’m curious. Which quote, or which combination of quotes, best describes your idea of marriage?  Marriage quote 2, 4, and 5 are the ones that resonate with me the most.  Tell me in the comments which one speaks to you, or if you have a different quote that perfectly sums up your marriage, leave that in the comments too!

Funny Quotes About Marriage

Funny Marriage Quotes

“I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a thousand times.” – Unknown

“You are my home and my adventure all at once.” -Unknown

Marriage Quotes

“Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.” – Unknown

Funny Quotes About Marriage

“It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters.” -J.M. Laurence

Funny Quotes About Marriage

“When you can’t look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.” -Alice In Wonderland

More Quotes

If you know me, you know I love quotes.  For a few (or several) more of my favorite quotes, check these out:

Quotes For Anxiety

Quotes About Love

Quotes To Live By

Quotes For Gratitude

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